The Incompetent Psychic

Memoir of a freelance artist and her team of spirit guides Sometimes messages from the Great Whatever are unclear… or I cavalierly ignore them. Life on this planet and clues from another dimension examine: art, reincarnation, relationships, childhood trauma, screwups, triumphs and the love of good dogs. "I wish I could have your life but only for two weeks," said a friend with a salaried job and a pricier (but less eclectic) wardrobe. The Incompetent Psychic is an engaging read whether you want a guidebook for an unconventional route or if you simply want to be assured the more conservative road you traveled was a better choice. Here are stories of seeking alternative sensations and eventual redemption. Humorous and cautionary tales take you on rides much safer to read than experience. You'll race on sailboats, ski on acid and live with showgirls in Las Vegas. You'll share puff pastries with angels. You might face some fears. Mernie also shows you how to have a career in the creative arts without a real job. Her freelance vocation in both commercial and fine art has spanned forty years. This memoir looks at colorful stories and paintings to see a bigger picture—inspired by life in this world and glimpses of another. Being only marginally adept with the Cosmic Message function, Mernie keeps trying to hear to the angels... and the dogs. This eBook version is illustrated with 22 color images by the author.