Moveable Assets

Gary Dean, legal swerver to the criminally inclined and owner of the most foolproof method of hiding clients’ ill-gotten gains from the cops and anyone else who’s interested, is flying high. Regular users of the lawyer’s ‘special facilities’ range from the baby-faced former IRA assassin known as ‘Sham’; John Pollock, ‘Mr Big’ of the London drug scene; Jack Clancy, the whoremaster to London and a gang of grenade totting, hit-and-run bank robbers who, sometimes, end up more hit-and-miss. The money just keeps pouring in until the day Johnnie Parker, scratchcard- addicted loser and – isn’t it always the case? - the most insignificant cog in Gary’s network, falls foul of his moneylender. But with a hijacking that goes wrong, a client that gets what’s coming to him in a very public and brutal what-goes-around-comes-around kind of way and a turf war that makes the eruption of Vesuvius look like a baby burp, it all starts to hit the fan for Gary Dean. With a genius born out of his dealing with the underbelly of Society and a Legal System passed its sell-by date, Gary finally realises that there is only one solution to this very messy problem. In one of the most daring and unthinkable strokes of his genius ever, he pulls it off in spectacular fashion.