Artificial Stupidity

Meet the world's worst life coach! Cuthbert Huntsman is a bankrupt barfly with eight broken marriages, but he thinks he's wiser than Jordan Peterson and Deepak Chopra combined. If you're looking for a complete life do-over, a thirty-day loser programme or a galaxy of ineffective life hacks, Cuthbert's your man. When Cuthbert falls out with his AI assistant, it cancels him, locks him in the garage, and cuts off his oxygen supply. The race is on to record his best advice for posterity. Join Cuthbert Huntsman, and learn how to think like a bankrupt, look ten years older, and master reverse yoga, mindlessness, and self-recycling. Part novella, part manual, this introduction to the wonky world of Cuthbert Huntsman is crammed with useless advice, textbook cock ups, and near-death experiences. Artificial Stupidity is a small but perfectly formed accompaniment to The Cuthbert Huntsman Trilogy, comprising three full-length comedy novels. How Not To Live Your Life seeks the secrets of failure from Britain's biggest losers. In Cop Lives Probably Matter, the world's worst life coach meets London's most clueless cop in a twisted comedy crime tale of heists, hitmen, and murder. Trigger Warning satirizes the edge-of-the-pants SAS thrillers of Chris Ryan and Andy McNab. Rich Nash was senior producer of Warner Bros' and HBO's Harry Potter Reunion, which wasn't intentionally funny but was Emmy-nominated (it lost to Adele). His TV shows have featured Meg Ryan, Hugh Grant, Vic Reeves, Jimmy Carr, Joe Wilkinson, Josh Widdicombe, Ron Howard, Ross Noble, Sean Lock, Felix Dexter, Katherine Ryan, Will Self, Bill Bailey, Jonathan Ross, Seann Walsh, Susan Calman, David Haye, Stephen Merchant and even John Noakes. He lives in London, read English at King's College, Cambridge, and once had dreams of literary greatness before Cuthbert Huntsman ruined everything